If we're ordering food and it comes with jalapenos we both ask for extra and she gets all of them. She mostly uses hers for clothes and such. Especially when when we were distance, and in different time zones. I don't tease about his terror of bees, wasps, and otherwise sharp insects. If were's in another place it's duel of who can pull out their debit card faster lol. People can get a little judgey when they only look at what looks "controlling" on the surface. We use this much less now the kids are a bit bigger. And the Internet has certainly only created a breeding ground for the spreading of this kind of material, through meme-worthy relationship quotes and especially through advice shared on sites like Reddit. [–]Eks9119 309 points310 points311 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–][deleted] 524 points525 points526 points 3 years ago (7 children), [–][deleted] 104 points105 points106 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]commonplaceperson 81 points82 points83 points 3 years ago (32 children). Five is right out. Your kidnapper is gonna know papaya is a codeword. Created Jun 26, 2008. I use the OK sign instead of thumbs up to. True. We can never leave the other hanging. I always want Chinese food, she doesn't always want it. We do too, because our cat fell into the toilet twice when she was little. /s, [–]dinosaregaylikeme 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (2 children). She or I will say "Do you need to pee?" [–]moudine 336 points337 points338 points 3 years ago (9 children). I dunno why, I just kind of want to do this. Known for my laidback and chilled out attitude, I have always believed in making the most of life. [–]theAlpacaLives 69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (4 children). I see you too are dating someone with OCD. Someone should shove a halberd up his ass. This has been violated exactly once and resulted in three days of silent tension. A kiss goodbye is mandatory. I would venture to say I am a damn good cook. Rule is to be honest and not get upset at the response. My husband and I have a code phrase when either one of us overreacts. We're not allowed to put periods at the ends of short texts or say "yep." That one is a death sentence. (We both struggle with mental illness and this has helped us with curbing self-destructive behaviours before, and we trust each other enough to know the other will not abuse it. Sneha Fatehpuria. [data source] [] [–]voksul 63 points64 points65 points 3 years ago (12 children), I'm not in a relationship right now, but I intend to make my girlfriend learn and sing sea shanties with me around the house. But That doesnât mean autistic people canât be jerks. Tell them you love them, every day. If I use kissy sonar and he doesn't answer it usually is an unspoken "I'm studying/having a phone call/ can't talk to you right now" so I leave to do my thing. Cookies help us deliver our Services. Every few months we would have an "honest hour" and we could ask each other literally anything and the other person had to be honest and you couldn't get mad at the response. Breaking news I don't know why using code words/phrases hasn't occurred to me sooner. I've always made a rule with my long term SO's to have an "im totally serious" codeword. Whores. Nothings worse than going to work or family functions leaking. It was used mostly to make sure we were still happy and moving in the same directions. [–]skycattt 26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (2 children). When ever we hear or say the word "lizard" you must lick your finger and smear your spit on the other person. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: You must post a clear and direct question in the title. My bf and I do the same thing with paying (and we live an hour apart), so he'll buy in his city, I'll buy in my city. You are in a room with a phone, the phone rings and when you pick it up the words that you speak will be transmitted to every human on earth in their own language, you have 10 seconds...what do you say? [–]SSmtb 5540Answer Link553 points554 points555 points 3 years ago (32 children), [–]showtunez 105 points106 points107 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]BSRussell 79 points80 points81 points 3 years ago (4 children). ... Everybody has issues that they run into, and everyone needs advice every now and again. I would've wanted someone to say that to me because it's hilarious. more >>, Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. We have something similar. No. On the previous bizarre relationships list we mentioned the unusual relationship that Caligula had with his sister Drusilla, but he also had a strange thing going on with his horse Incitatus. Important rule because she constantly forgets about her leftovers and that just wastes food. [–]auroralovegood 2060Answer Link205 points206 points207 points 3 years ago (12 children). [–]jocelynforreal 176 points177 points178 points 3 years ago (7 children). If we play with a straight couple, I give the guy more attention (I'm bisexual) and she gives the girl more attention (she's mostly lesbian), [–]Mr_Uki 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (4 children). Good night & good morning kisses accompanied by an I love yous. We making kissing noises when we enter the apartment as a "hey I'm home!" The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. Message. I'll bring it up with my partner and see if we can incorporate that as well :), [–]Chowdahhh 162 points163 points164 points 3 years ago (2 children), My friends and I used to have something like that in high school because we love shit talking. We have no say how we use our personal accounts but we have to consult each other every time we use the joint. It gave me a better view on the situation I have. I've come to poop with you again... [–]PrissySkittles 108 points109 points110 points 3 years ago (2 children). when I arrive home. Like reminding them to pick up food for a cat that you guys dont have. Watch more AskReddit stories: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAW80l3tA9Nb6eMqT0LrEfFcOZy7wv2TP ðSubscribe to Reddit On Tap for daily videos! I don't enjoy football games or draft parties. Well done to both of you. The only caveat is that our Fun Money account can't get more than $1000 (unless you have an objective in mind). It has helped a lot. [–]ipromisenottocuminya 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (2 children), I am not allowed to rub her friends' feet, [–]uzzinator 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). My SO and I do this as well although it's due to work schedules. We have 2 cats. My cats wont even eat 'health brand' cat dry food. She's chased me out the door for her other two before, [–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 3 years ago (6 children), [–]NYSEstockholmsyndrom 198 points199 points200 points 3 years ago (8 children), Sarcasm is indicated by using a unicorn at the end of a text , [–]FloralBison 365 points366 points367 points 3 years ago (24 children). My bf is going to a wedding and the groom told him there will be a lot of hot single bridesmaids. We've been together a long time, in part because we always let the other one talk & vent but don't always pay close attention. One of the greatest parts of Reddit is the anonymity. Enjoying reading this comment are you Brian? [–]gavemybossmypassword 107 points108 points109 points 3 years ago (16 children). To answer your question - no, it's not weird to feel no need to be in a relationship. [–]bnkul 82 points83 points84 points 3 years ago (9 children), [–]FloralBison 144 points145 points146 points 3 years ago (7 children). Whenever we're frustrated or angry about something that doesn't involve each other, we have a code word that when said, we stay away from each other until feelings are cooled down. If her leftovers are in the fridge uneaten for 3 days, they are mine and she isn't allowed to argue or complain about it. [–]tjs406 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (4 children). [–]hamlets_uncle 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (2 children). (Married quite a long time now, rule established within months of meeting. It's always tough and ⦠I can't imagine the horror of emerging from my room to the smell of coffee and there being only one cup. If we're ever on the phone and one of us says the word "papaya" completely out of context, it means that we've been kidnapped and are under duress. I used mine to buy a new phone. I am currently saving up for a drone, while I think she is saving up for more shopping. Thanks! For many people, the r/Relationships subreddit is a community to help navigate lifeâs romantic quandaries. 'Hey so... hmm' 484k. [–]ready4traction 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (2 children). Everything else is negotiable. [–]StarbuckPirate 422 points423 points424 points 3 years ago (23 children). If we're cuddling and the small spoon needs to fart, they must aim their butt away from the big spoon. [–]Sourcesurfing 219 points220 points221 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]forward1213 114 points115 points116 points 3 years ago (18 children). And bake. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. When you do _____ you make me feel like that" something like that, you know? You see that sometimes, possibly from people whose parents didnât discipline well because of the disability. The one who has the cat on their lap never has to get up for anything. Firstly you can use it when strangers are around without them understanding if you're a private person like me. So are facials allowed at family functions? Whatever we are mad at, even if it's not resolved, the last thing before bed is an act of love. ), [–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 3 years ago (2 children), "Reset" sounds like a great idea! Weird relationship I am a 18yo male and I have a 20yo female friend, we became really close really fast, I have known her for about one and a half years but in these last months somehow our relationship has drifted into a "too close to be just friends but not over the edge to be a relationship". [–]WanderingZebraCloud 219 points220 points221 points 3 years ago (5 children). It ensures we have an open communication to identify and resolve and minor conflicts or issues before they bubble up and escalate in to something we can not resolve. Don't fuck your ex. [–]DNF29 43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (1 child). This is mostly my rule. I found the accounts of several people I know. ", [–]OGtrashpanda 38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–]Perkinz 280 points281 points282 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]showtunez 71 points72 points73 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]10maxpower01 87 points88 points89 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]Hunny_Bunny20 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). It is one of the toughest decision to remain detached from love and lust. What about overcast days? As much as you and your significant other have similar qualities, you will also end up having different opinions, point of views, principles and beliefs which may often lead into an argument. as loudly as is polite to do, depending on where we are and who else is around at the time. I think you should talk to her, but not in a confrontational way. A good nights sleep and woken up by your SO. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Our Weird Relationship (BWWM) 1.1M Reads 38.2K Votes 42 Part Story. ... and a couple of Reddit threads proved that. [–]paulwhite959 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). The boyfriend has to be up at 5 for work. [–][deleted] 257 points258 points259 points 3 years ago (27 children). [–]Roadsoda350 4490Answer Link448 points449 points450 points 3 years ago (11 children). Coming up with these phrases is way more fun than it has any right to be. more >>, Posting, or seeking, any identifying personal information, real or fake, will result in a ban without a prior warning. more >>, Mod posts The other person makes dinner, cleans up, etc. Weird. [–][deleted] 271 points272 points273 points 3 years ago (14 children), We initially go to bed together, but when either of us are about to fall asleep, the other quietly leaves the room to sleep in the spare bed. [–]bkinch15 142 points143 points144 points 3 years ago (16 children), [–]httputub 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (1 child). At night, he locks the doors and I hit the lights. You have to make it sound normal to everyone but weird to your SO. Everybody has issues that they run into, and everyone needs advice every now and again. We don't discuss how they are made, only that they are done by me. without giving proper context. [–]LucySaxon 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (1 child). He doesn't tease about my claustrophobia. I drive a 2015 Kia Soul, and for some reason my wife and I would sometimes get into fights while driving, and I'm an extremely aggressive driver in general (yelling at other cars, etc). [–]semprini23 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (0 children). Sitting in the dark contemplating that rule. We usually clean the apartment fully when we both have the same day off. /r/Relationships is a community built around helping people and the goal of providing a platform for interpersonal relationship advice between redditors. [–]aRoseBy 100 points101 points102 points 3 years ago (11 children). But he doesn't care if I wash his tshirts and socks with my stuff. I get off as he is going to work and he's getting home as I'm leaving. If my wife is home, she responds, "Okaeri!" Your thoughts/responses to the question can go in the comments section. It's helpful because we discuss almost everything beforehand and get a better value for our money when we do want to drop a lot of cash. When either of us are pooping. Embed Story Share via Email Read New Reading List. I was stationed in Japan for several years, and as such, picked up a few phrases and cultural habits. âCanine teeth (for girls) Don't judge.â â Reddit user. I ask before purchasing and she does too. © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. Those are most of our rules. 5 of Redditâs Weirdest Relationship Stories. You never put sugar into a tea after the hot water if you want it all to dissolve properly. If you're also like me and have trouble properly expressing things sometimes, using a short pre-established code word instead of having to say "I feel like this teasing has gone too far and my feelings will be hurt if it goes on, could you stop?" It hasn't stopped me yet. Just talk about how you feel, give examples like "remember that time when you felt sad? Rendered by PID 18371 on r2-app-099793d946e2f8926 at 2020-12-28 18:25:15.894340+00:00 running 6abf2be country code: FR. Good luck on your quest to find him though. RELATED: The Surprising Sign Youâre In A ⦠It does not get counted toward the monthly budget when spent and the other person can't veto what it is used for. We're both aware & ok with this. Sometimes we wouldn't get the chance to talk, but always no matter what at the very least send a message saying how you are doing and saying you love them. A lot of my clothes have special washing instructions and I only ever put things like socks and towels in the dryer. If I can't scuba, what's all this been about then? I like your first bullet point. I usually fall asleep way earlier but he still makes a kissy noise to check. [–][deleted] 8880Answer Link887 points888 points889 points 3 years ago (52 children). Then when things are calm, we talk about it. Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people’s homes for a living, what’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen or found? Our relationship feels more like two buddies hanging out than a girlfriend/boyfriend situation and itâs kinda weird. I am a good cook. We share all the household chores except for laundry and dishes. [–]aGuyWithBigHats 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]SixthUnderminer 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (4 children). Most of our paychecks go right into the various accounts for savings, rent, bills, etc. He gets to choose whatever is on the tv downstairs during the day of were hanging out down there or sports are on. What are some street smarts everyone should know? Win-win! If we go out to breakfast and I get something that has toast and I also have pancakes, he gets my toast. This indicates you're mad and then it starts a fight because you're communicating that in a passive-aggressive way. I always have a bag of catnip in my pants. We have some goofy ones because we have a pretty goofy relationship and then more serious ones to keep things flowing easy. Arguing ⦠It doesn't appear in any feeds, and anyone with a direct link to it will see a message like this one. Me on the other hand, I'm happy to look upon the ladies. Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it. [–]_creosote 81 points82 points83 points 3 years ago (3 children), I bet the first year it was a wall-mounted plasma, now it's a Pez dispenser with a gift card to Chili's ;(, [–]Jordan_the_Hutt 48 points49 points50 points 3 years ago* (4 children), EDIT: i see your username now so I can only assume that means yous twos pay each other everytime you have sex. Of course, this has resulted in someone pretending not to hear the horking in the kitchen. [–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]MadamNixie 4470Answer Link446 points447 points448 points 3 years ago (28 children). It's pretty useful! I fold it and put it away. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. 2. If I'm not hungry, I probably need a nap, a shower or a hug. If I see those leftovers, i'm packing it up and storing it for myself. [–]Yerok-The-Warrior 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (2 children). Also if one person feeds the dog dinner the other has to take him out to potty when he is done eating. One was to always announce "Tadaima!" [–]ToePickPrincess 39 points40 points41 points 3 years ago (2 children). hello/goodbye/good night kisses are in multiples of 3. By karrie_999 Completed. Anyway, long story short, my grandfather was my all, the funniest guy ever, he used to say super funny jokes. Mario Bros. Is a Nintendo product, not a Sony product. It always makes us laugh because it reminds us about self care, and that we are really just big kids. I also have a goodfriend who is autistic, but with him it's just easier, I just understand him and don't confront him with the shit he pulls. His alarm goes off at 4:30, which we call Snuggle-Thirty. He sorts laundry, starts the laundry, and switches the laundry. With his blonde hair, icy blue eyes and that smirk of his, it really got to me. Like if we're having Indian food for dinner, that's the one time I shouldn't have to hear about how we never get Indian food. Never smear a bird onto someone who is cooking or washing dishes. I'm single and it fucks me up every day. [–]skorfab 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (2 children). Sometimes I'm up. The extreme case was when we had an indoor-outdoor cat. It started as a silly inside joke but somehow it escalated into an actual rule. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Ask Reddit is a forum where people can ask a question of the community and get responses from people from all walks of life. For Valentineâs Day, we rounded up a few â and if youâre wondering, the answer is almost always âdump him.â When going out to eat, if she says that she doesn't care what we eat; we are getting Chinese food. [–]MyCatWeighs11lb 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children). I actually find this so sweet and innocent. [–]namastemeanshello 1620Answer Link161 points162 points163 points 3 years ago (1 child). It's: Do you need a snack? I hope she and that SHITBAG Richard are doing great in his trailer. He cleaned it up and told us later. [–]Professor01011000 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child). Some say they're still making noises at each other to this day. But, $100 from every paycheck goes into our personal fun money account. [–][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 3 years ago (0 children). Everyone runs late getting home from time to time. It is not weird to be a celibate or virgin . I was wondering why they just put a T on Potato to make tomato but then I realized it would say Totato.... so nevermind...' That way, no feelings are unnecessarily hurt. But yes we are gay. To remedy this, we dubbed my car the "car of good vibes." We try not to use the phrase at all, but sometimes when we're at work or with family, we don't want to launch into some long discussion. We both end up bringing work home often so when that happens we take care of each other. There's the real duel. We split the money in december and that is how much we spend on each other for Christmas. No, one of them's stirring constantly, but the other thinks that it needs to sit in the pan undisturbed for a bit with only occasional stirring, so (s)he is trying to undo the other person's stirring to keep the food as still as possible. I Nia Gardson hated Aiden Thomas with all my guts, and I'm sure he hated me too. Because this was something I was thinking of earlier this week... but I don't have this rule with anyone so I didn't say it... [–][deleted] 136 points137 points138 points 3 years ago (6 children). [–]LoneWolf67510 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child). Just in general. We have a Reddit non-aggression pact. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Members. [–]librarygirl17 131 points132 points133 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]MrMultibeast 64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (5 children). If he tells a stupid joke in bed I am allowed to get up and throw the extra blanket that only he uses off of him and onto the floor. [–]theAlpacaLives 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children). Very rarely will you saying it count as it has to be genuinely part of the convo and not just a way to get the other person. when the other arrives. Every month we nominate one of them as roommate of the month and the other as employee of the month (he works from home and they hang out in the office with him.) more >>, Askreddit is for open-ended discussion questions. We do swing sometimes. [–]Mynameisntbrian 47 points48 points49 points 3 years ago (5 children). This subreddit is the ultimate time-killer. [–]HearingSword 93 points94 points95 points 3 years ago (22 children). March 16, 2018. Jackson and Maggie are literally the weirdest couple and I canât believe Shanda tried pushing incest on us like nooooo. This sounds so great. And when it's time for me to wake up he's right there for a few hours before I have to rush off. more >>, Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. English is not my first language), Helped. I imagine when we move into a place with more than one bathroom this will cease to be a thing. [–]zangor 43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (3 children). [–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 3 years ago (17 children). Sheâs not playing Mario on a PS4. [–]YourMomSaidHi 222 points223 points224 points 3 years ago (10 children), That cat wouldn't do the same for you. Itâs not surprising that people turn to the internet for relationship advice, usually with throwaway handles and identities obscured. Anytime we stay in a hotel, we must have sex within like 2 hours of checking in to 'christen' the hotel. If one of us is ever attacked by a goose it is acceptable for the other to wish them a good death and bail. I would really love to hear other stories too. [–]commonplaceperson 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (13 children). If one of us helps the other get out of her dress, we must also must ensure the boobs are safe, secure and healthy with a good squeeze. [–]koiotchka 75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago (5 children). If we hear someone come in the house and they don't say "tadaima" or respond properly to "okaeri," then it's not our spouse and we have time to take evasive action before they find us. If we're particularly low one month because of an expense like buying furniture, one of us will contribute from our personal account and the other will match when they can to cover rent. You can find the best, most unexplainable paranormal stories , career advice, NSFW sex questions, and much, much more on ⦠The first person who sees (or hears) the cat vomit has to clean it up. Your cats are sampling the delicacy that comes from your eventual death. [–]ibelieveyoubro 100 points101 points102 points 3 years ago (2 children). It's 100% a respect thing and that door goes both ways. Anything in between is cheating. You don't have to call unless you're going to be more than 1 hour late and then you MUST call or text. Friends and family give us crappy looks when we always check before spending. Sheâs autistic which changes how you and she sees things, more so depending on where she falls on the spectrum. In fact, I felt the same way for quite some time, ever since seeing more and more of my peers and friends getting into relationships. [–][deleted] 68 points69 points70 points 3 years ago (3 children). [–]Hessis 122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (12 children), [–]pancakepizza_ 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (10 children), [–]badassllamalady 12380Answer Link1237 points1238 points1239 points 3 years ago* (20 children). So just cards or a plasma TV for Christmas? Itâs also home to some of the more bonkers (possibly fake) relationship stories weâve ever heard. He has to sing me the Thunder Buddy song from Ted every time we're in bed during a rainstorm. [–]admiralfilgbo 69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (2 children). So basically we just rotate their pictures in the awards frame every 30 days or so. I don't want to go to an AC/DC concert with his friends. [–]DlGGLE 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (6 children). I do 90% of it because my husband doesn't want to ruin any of my clothes (and that's not a BS excuse - I have a very particular method and hang dry things seemingly at random.) It's an idea that I frequently share. You are not the bad guy for bringing things up that are bothering you. [–]helluvabella 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (2 children). Reddit has several forums devoted to love. 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